Zo-om-beh zo-om-beh
October 13, 2009
Jane. I didnt mean to give her saggy boobs, but here we are.
I momentarily forgot which thing was darker. Bricks, or the bit inbetween the bricks.
Neither looks right.
Violet sunrise
October 13, 2009

Uploading this because those other things are ugly. Heyo.
But so is this.
Working on another Zombie drawing. Excited? I know I am. In my pants.
Rubbish
October 3, 2009
This horro continues. There isnt a lot that is good about it. Just a meandering realisation that I can’t paint and that I should stop.
I should be painting on stuff that isnt paper.
I should be painting with colours and with nice brushes.
Everything that I try to paint with thick paint turns out ugly.
The only nice stuff is the stuff that is watery and quick. I dont know what this means…
Ugly ugly ugly
Atleast my phone is awesome. I just got my wookie sms tone back, after all these years.
Fuck me, I am happy today.
Gwenevere Alabaster
September 30, 2009

It blows that this doesnt show up as well as i want it to in this photo, cause I really like how this turned out.
Throwing around paint and things right now. It’s kind of like the old days almost. Almost feeling like im an artist again. I’m terrible with this media, but there is something way more satisfying to the marks you make and blah blah blah
I suppose I’ve never explained this before, because the alabaster aliens are kind of a.. ‘thing’ with me. They more or less draw themselves and I zone the hell out while I’m drawing them… And they, more than a lot of things, tend to have a soul of their own by the end. They name themselves. I think she is inherently evil, but innocent. I think she’s been born into it, a shadow person. But I think she’s better than that.
I dont know. I think being alone has damaged my brain…
Majora
September 29, 2009

Drawing naked people kind of becomes part of the process. If you want to draw correctly, or something, atleast.
Still, I have no idea what this is about. I think I need to get talented.
I’m home alone for the next two weeks, so I think on top of everything else, there will be alot more things.
I’m working on a few projects, keeping myself busy and my whatever flowing on.
My muse is in overdrive apparently. This can only be a good thing.
I’m writing a story, and it is tentitively called Nasty. Adjective titles are so hip and cool, and the ones that end with a Y are doubley so.
The last thing I seriously (hah) wrote, was called Hole. That had a a single word noun title, which comes across as easier. Nouns sound better as titles. Adjective titles sound like theyre describing something, but you dont know what. It unnerves you alittle bit. It feels a bit wrong.
If I write Nasty right, it’s going to continue to feel a bit wrong.
Anyway. These are just things Ive thrown together. The things ive been wanting to get finished weren’t… working.

Zombie OPERATION!
September 26, 2009

OPERATION!
So this is currently my favourite. Mel’s head turned out pretty good, and.. like anything that I use lots of references for… it just kind of looks right.
I still maintain that referencing everything is cheating and it isnt as skillful or whatever. It doesnt feel like I can really be proud or anything about it.
this said. This idea is funny to me.
On the other hand, I can’t help but… empathise for these zombies. the further into these images I get. The whole time I was working on this, I imagined how PETA or some other humanitarian group or something would totally picket whereever these events took place.
I mean. This is some messed up torture shit right here…
I guess you dont really have alot to think about when youre drawing. You kind of just attack things and let your mind ponder the whateverness.
Anyway. That is Mel. She’s playing the game OPERATION on the animated corpse of some random person, only instead of the body being the source of the electric current (that sets the buzzer) the forceps are attached to a car battery… so when the player misses, the zombie is electrocuted.
HILARIOUS!
Zombie sport
September 16, 2009
A little while ago this whole thing came into existence.
Zombie sports.
Vaguely set in the Gang of Awesomes universe, the zombie sports series is pretty much a bunch of games you can play with an unlimited supply of weapons and an unlimited supply of the undead. It’s a pretty farout little thing, if i do say so myself.
The human figures are people I know, and the sports are games that you could totally play if you wanted to.
And theyre all in b&w because I’m pretentious and cannot seem to grasp colour theory.
The first image is the latest, entitled “Zombie baseball” or “Zombie T-ball”. I dunno. One name is more accurate, but the other sounds better. The figure is my good friend James. His sword, or bat or whatever the hell… is Dargos sword from Farscape. I am just that obscure.
The second image is “Zombie Golf”. Obvious reasons. I didnt use a goldclub reference. This fact is obvious.
The figure is my sister Freya. I’m pretty sure there isnt anything else exciting going on, but that zombie head is one of my favourite things in the world. The weapon she’s holding is a ripper from Fallout 3. Which I also believe is a copy from warhammer or something. I dont know. The circle of plagiarism continues..
The third image is the first, and is called “Zombie Croquet”. The figure is my girlfriend Niki and that explosion is the first explosion I have ever painted. The character in the background is Sensei Puta, who doesn’t really exist. The needles strapped to Niki’s thigh are from Planet Terror. Again. Im pretty much just pulling weapons and shit from everywhere but my own imagination. I am a shame artist.
Anyway. Hit me back, just to chat,
truly yours,
your biggest fan… this is stan.












